Once upon a time there was a young mare named Batmare.

Then her parents got dead.
And then Batmare got pissed off, so then she bucked off to Pranceton.
And then she bucked off to Neighpon to be a ninja because her parents were dead.
Then, Batmare went back home to Earth and said “I will become Batmare.”
And she became BAT-MARE.
Then Batmare dicked around for a bit…
Then Batmare said “I need a Bat-flankmobile.”
But Morgan Freemare said “NO! You get a tank because you suck dick!” and germs killed the maretians.
So Batmare bucked around for a while and then there was a colt with a potato-sack for a head and he said “Buck You!”
And Batmare said “No…Buck you.”
Then Batmare made him get dead.
Then there was a ninja on a train that said “Everyone in this city is a dick-butt!”
So Batmare said “Enjoy your choo-choo train to dick-butt town,” and everypony died, especially Horse Ledger.

Your Faithful Student, Twilight Sparkle.

Aeiou.

Your Faithful Student, Twilight Sparkle.

Today I learned that “voulez-vous coucher avec-moi” is the mating call for smelly filthy cheese eating humans. I know you like that sort of thing.

Your Faithful Student, Twilight Sparkle.

[[Promote and submit! :D]]

Today I learned a valuable lesson about friendship. Sharing funny YouTube videos is central to the health of friendship and is usually the central base of all conversations held between friends.

Your Faithful Student, Twilight Sparkle.

P.S. I promise that I like bananas, and I won’t come to you asking for anything ever again.

Confound these ponies, they drive me to drink.

Your Faithful Student, Twilight Sparkle.

These ponies, they don’t think it be like it is, but it do.

Your Faithful Student, Twilight Sparkle.

I just had sex. And I called my parents after I was done. And then I wrote to you.

Your Faithful Student, Twilight Sparkle.

[[You just became one of my favorite followers, I love you.]]